Kim Kardashian Klaims To Hate Her Big Ass
I know that we all thought Kim Kardashian was a portrait of body positivity, especially after she reminded us how extremely happy, elated and thoroughly tickled pink she was to be a minuscule 120 pounds. Well slap on your surprised face because you are in for a turnaround!
People is reporting that this past weekend’s episode of Krapping Up The Kardashians, Kim made a shocking revelation that nobody saw coming. It started with Kourtney Kardashian dribbling out these words which were totally not written for her on a script:
“Kim, when you sit down your butt looks so huge.”
And for the zero of you out there who have never gotten plastic poisoning of the eyes from taking in Kim K’s ass, here’s what it looks like:
Isn’t a big ass Kim Kardashian’s brand? Isn’t that kind of her whole thing? Remember how she broke the internet? Well, you’d be surprised.
Not only did Kris Jenner defend Kim, telling Kourtney she wasn’t being “very nice“, Kim also jumped on her sister. And not for being the least exciting to look at. Kourtney defended her remark by stating what all of us have been led to believe after experiencing a decade of Kardashianism: “She likes having a big butt, I’m not saying anything offensive.” Fair. That’s a fair assessment of the Kardashians who made their fortune by shilling how hot their bodies were (I hope you read that ass-essment *wink*). And then Kim shocked the world with this big statement: “No I don’t! I cry about it on the daily!”
Kim Kardashian doesn’t like her big ass? Then why did she have it installed? That’s some buyer’s remorse if I’ve ever seen it. And I have to say, I really don’t see this being anything more than a KUWTK one-episode storyline. Because if we take a look at the output of Kim’s social media…
And for those you watch that shit show, expect a future episode where Kim and the koven pay a visit to a plastic surgeon about having her totally natural 100% organic ass reduced. Can’t wait to see the confusing look on the plastic surgeon’s face as they think, “Err, you do know I can just turn the spigot I had installed onto the side of your ass and let some of the soil jelly out…”
Pic: Instagram.