“Robitussin jizz” is a phrase I say during this episode, so yeah, this one deep dives into the gutter. But don’t they all? Before I brain burp up about Pfizer-produced spunk, Allison and I talk about the Harper’s Brawl-zaar between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, the dark underworld of the tiger keeper game, EGOTs, the possible end of the $5 footlong, and more lies told by Kim Kardashian. We end by saying a prayer to the Gods to bring back our favorite food things from the 90s. Here our prayers, Gods!
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