Night Crumbs
International treasure Olivia Newton-John says that cancer is trying to fuck with her for a third time. Olivia beat breast cancer twice, and she has found out that it spread to her back. Olivia is fighting it naturally and with radiation. I think she should also bring out the big guns, and by that I mean she should bring out her fake movie boyfriend John Travolta who will battle that evil motherfucker in a dance-off before whipping that bitch with his wig – SOW
Don’t worry, makers of his-and-hers marital Yoni eggs, Goopy Paltrow isn’t going to cancel her order, because the rumors about her wedding being off are about as fake as her medical advice – Lainey Gossip
My thoughts and prayers are with Dorit Kemsley, because she may have to fire one of her nannies and take her child to the doctor herself since her husband is in some money trouble – Reality Tea
What in 70s chorus girl fembot HELL is going on with Bella Hadid’s crotch-al area? – Drunken Stepfather
Everybody but me went to see The Nun this weekend, and I didn’t see it, because if the nun ain’t flying and ain’t played by Sally Field, I’m going to wait until it’s on Netflix – Pajiba
Natalie Portman looks like she’s on her way to a Philadelphia Story cosplay party – Popoholic
I’ll believe it when I see Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamat DP the peach. Please tell me that’s happening in the sequel – Towleroad
Living the life and sunning those luscious chichis: James Franco is – Just Jared
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