Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Slap yourself raw if you just said, “Angelina needs to stop!Angelina Jolie’s leg doesn’t have the power to make your loins quiver into a coma and your nipples slobber out streams of saliva, which is what I’m sure happened to you when that picture hit your screen. That leg, today’s HSOTD, belongs to Queer Eye’s resident stallion of hotness, Jonathan Van Ness, who had the people choking on raw sex by delivering an exposed hairy limb at the Creative Arts Emmys last night.

Netflix’s Queer Eye reboot picked up three Emmys last night, including Outstanding Structured Reality Program, Outstanding Casting for a Structured Reality Program, and Outstanding Achievement In Making Straight Girls Cry. No, the third Emmy they added to their collection was for Outstanding Picture Editing for a Structured or Competition Reality Program. But even if Queer Eye didn’t win any trophies yesterday, they still would’ve won the entire night thanks to JVN. JVN whipped up a pucker-inducing cream pie on the red carpet, and if you’re wondering what are the not-so-secret ingredients in a pucker-inducing cream pie, they are: hairy nipples swathed in black nylon, goth go-go dancer circa 1996 booties, biker shorts, half of Alexis Carrington’s favorite funeral-going gown, a sensible clutch, and a pose that screams: Eat this, bitches.

If old-school Yanni got a Brazilian blowout and was styled by Conchita Wurst, he still wouldn’t even come close to bringing the horny glamour that JVN brought.

Of course, there were some jealous glamour haters on Instagram who called JVN a “guy in a dress,” and he got one of the other Queer Eyes to hold his sensible clutch as he got those tricks together and made fun of the profile pic of one of his haters. via Yahoo!

“I look fucking stunning and my name is Jonathan, snap chat filter using on your Insta tiny circle private profile having self,” the TV personality fired back at a commenter who wrote, “The guy in the dress looks like the villain in despicable me 3.

“Also, I love all these transphobic comments in here,” Van Ness added when Comments by Celebs picked up the interaction. “‘The guy in a dress’ is insulting and anyone that doesn’t see the implications is blind. Fucking [rude] people. I’m too tired.”

Since I’m not 4, I didn’t know what the villain from Despicable Me 3 looked like, so I had to look it up. The villain from DM3 looks like the three-way baby of Borat, Kid from Kid ‘n Play, and Prince. In other words: STUNNING. So JVN should’ve blown a thank you air kiss at his hater since that’s the ultimate compliment.

Here’s more of JVN causing a wave of prolapses, and also pics of the rest of the Queer Eyes. Karamo Brown gets runner-up HSOTD for being a red hat away from giving us Karamo Sandiego.

Pics: Wenn.com

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