Nicki Minaj Isn’t Pressing Charges Against Cardi B

September 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Alleged strip club bartender beatdown mastermind Cardi B livened up the Harper’s Bazaar Icons party on Friday night by hurling a shoe at her arch-nemesis Nicki Minaj and lunging as if she was me and Nicki was a dollar draft. TMZ sez that Nicki emerged from the attempted tussle with nary a plastic asscheek marred, so she won’t be pressing any charges. Whatever comes of this, you can be assured that the producers of Love & Hip-Hop: New York are kicking themselves for not offering Cardi more money to stay on. This would have been the best episode ever. Well, that and the one where Cardi is seemingly being finger-blasted by her husband on video. Wow, this gal gets A LOT done in a month.

If you peer closely at some of the videos from Friday night, you can kind of see Nicki quietly leaning against a wall unscathed while security teams converge on her red-gowned attempted assasssin. Cardi was tossed from the building with a cartoon-esque lump over her brow, and not a single strand of synthetic hair was disturbed on Ass-Out Barbie’s hair. Why bother with a police report when your mission to drive your enemy up the wall enough to make her throw shoes and screech like a classless crazy succeeded so perfectly?

Sources close to “Chun-Li” rapper tell TMZ … even though Cardi’s shoe-throwing attack at the Harper’s Bazaar party Friday night was a shock — her security handled it and Nicki was totally fine.

We’re told Minaj was unscathed and nobody on her team was injured either … so she sees no reason to file a police report and carry on with the drama.

Sources say that Nicki exited the party on a peaceful pink cloud of smug, as opposed to Cardi. Cardi’s people are reportedly blaming her new eyebrow knot on a security guard’s elbow. According to those sources, she won’t be filing a police report, either. The desk sergeant would probably be more concerned with the ass being ripped out of her Dolce & Gabanna. Who the hell tries to brawl in a ball gown? (Then again, D&G sound like dicks and it’s not like it was a McQueen, a Balenciaga, or a Bob Mackie.)

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