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September 8, 2018 / Posted by:

The DGAF chicken who left her mark on freshly paved cement!

Workers in Mooroolbark, which is a suburb of Melbourne in Victoria, Australia, were minding their own damn business, and doing their work, when a feathery bundle of trouble strut on in like she owns the bitch. The workers had just paved a new sidewalk, and were probably looking forward to resting their arms, but one chicken wasn’t having it. That chicken gave them a little preview of what’s going to happen when chickenmanity finally takes over the world. They’re going to fuck shit up for the humans. But well, in the end, the chicken got tricked and the workers came up with a way to distract her as they cleaned up her tracks.

So we were working away in a busy suburban area when I look up to find a nothing but a chicken walking through all our freshly paved work. We bullfloated the concrete and chicken got distracted by the yellow star picket caps and pecked at them for the rest of the job.

As for what happened to that chicken, I am not going to picture those workers leaning back in their chairs after a long day, and relaxing with a beer and a plate of buttermilk fried troublemaker. No, that chicken just made them think they tricked her ass and she’ll be back.

Because just like her American poultry cousin Phoebe Price, she just can’t stay away from the stroll.

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