Makers of extra wide coffins, it’s your lucky day. Because David Byrne is going to buy one, so he can put on his signature Stop Making Sense blazer, get into it and roll after seeing the latest foolery-wrapped stupidity that Kanye West delivered.
Kanye was the creative director of last night’s first ever PornHub Awards, and they asked him to do it after he declared his love for them on Jimmy Kimmel Live! not too long ago. Please, we all know that Kanye doesn’t get off to PornHub. That’s impossible. The only porn site he visits is KanyeHub and it’s nothing but videos of himself jacking it to videos of himself jacking it. Kanyeception. But part of his job as creative director was to provide fashions for the presenters. The bad news for the presenters was that the fashions were uglier than a Kim Kartrashian kry fest. The good news is that the fashions were made out of rubber, so the porn stars can later put them to good use by cutting them up to make dick wrappers.
During last night’s PornHub Awards, Kanye also butt-squirted up the video for I Love It, which stars Lil Pump and one of the Queens of Comedy Adele Givens. You really only need to watch the first 10 seconds of this mess, because it’s really the only watchable part. It’s Adele Givens doing her thing while dressed like a nurse from Wonderland. The rest of the video is filled with Lil Pump and Kanye calling us fucking hoes and triflin’ hoe bitches while looking like Lego Men on the wrong kind of LGH (Lego growth hormone). Kanye does call himself a “sick fuck” in this video, so he got that right.
They look like sofas from HELL. So with that being said, they need to have a seat on themselves.