Lindsay Lohan Is Talking About “Lindsayland” In Dubai Again 

September 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Apparently, the collection plate we were passing around a few years ago in the Church Of Fallen Divas was highly lucrative during the Lindsay Lohan mass because she’s kept to living abroad – admittedly making poor social media decisions – and trying to show Paris Hilton she can also make a career out of catering to club queens. Lindsay showed Dancing With The Stars what they’re missing out on with her Carlton Banks-in-a-silver-jumpsuit dancing at Mykonos’ Lohan Beach House…and somehow managed to avoid conjuring the dementor of Madonna by singing “Vogue” in an “I smoked 10 packs of Parliaments this morning” voice. Mykonos may just be the beginning for the Lohan club circuit because she could be expanding her “empire” to the home of many of her allegedclients” known as Dubai.

The Telegraph reports Lindsay is quickly becoming the Donald Trump of the club world by agreeing to license her thing on anything that comes with a sound system and bottle service. She’s agreed to let her name go over clubs in Athens, Rhodes, and Mykonos…but why stop with the small stuff? Islands or nothing! LiLo briefly had a photo of what looked like a stock image of some beach cabanas:

LiLo had captioned the image, “Prototype of #LINDSAYLAND #lohanISLANDdubai.

This isn’t even the first time she’s mentioned adding islands to her portfolio, as she told the New York Times there were plans for a Lohan Island. Honestly, I’m totally down as long as it’s like a theme park with a The Parent Trap section where someone dressed as Meredith Blake walks around threatening to ship guests off to Timbuktu if they stand in the way of her gold digging plans. Now, before you get too excited, the photo Lindsay shared isn’t exactly an original plan.

She blasted her location as World Islands in Dubai, which was a stalled plan before Wall Street hit the shitter in 2008 to make a cluster of islands in the shape of the continents around the world. The photo she shared was an unused design for the Thailand island that got canceled in 2012. LiLo, if you’re going to slap your name on something, at least have the most fun doing it. Why waste your time on Thailand when you can pick the island where Paris’ house would go and put Lindsayland right there – foam party and all!

Pics: Wenn.com, Instagram

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