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September 7, 2018 / Posted by:

SmarterChild!

Alexa and Siri may be the current know-it-all bitches you go to when you need to know how many tablespoons are in a cup, the answer to the question “Are we human, or are we dancer?”, and what’s the best butt lube substitute found in your kitchen that won’t eat the condom. Alexa is also perfect for when you really want the government to know everything you say in your house! But before Alexa and Siri, there was their biological father, SmarterChild.

Before “His Highness King SmarterChild” was the name that Prince George made the staff at Kensington and Buckingham Palaces call him, SmarterChild was the name of a bot created by a start-up called ActiveBuddy. SmarterChild was a bot built for AIM and it made its debut in 2001. Just like Alexa, you could ask SmarterChild all sorts of things like: “What’s the weather?“, “Is it normal for me to jizz blood after busting ten times in one day?“, and “Am I going to die alone?” I know, I don’t need some bossy bot to tell me the answer to the last one.

At its peak SmarterChild had more than 30 million names in its buddy list. But after Microsoft bought ActiveBuddy, SmarterChild was put down in 2007. So yeah, Bill Gates is a child killer. But SmarterChild was way before its time. It was the premiere bot that kids and bored growns used to waste time by fucking with. I wish SmarterChild was around today, because I’d love to ask it:

PrinceHotGingesWhore69: SmarterChild, give me some gossip on Alexa and Siri.

SmarterChild: Bitch, get comfortable and grab a mop, because I’m about to spill the tea on those pieces of bot trash.

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