Night Crumbs

September 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Before we get to the latest Flipping Out cast member who will no longer get her skin burnt while taking in the hot wrath of Jeff Lewis….

As you can see, we did a little redesign today. We got some ass implants installed, got a spray tan, and injected a little black market fillers into our lips. With any makeover comes problems (like the black market filler leaking out of our lips and burning our skin, or are ass implants sagging like Kim Kartrashian’s butt in the sun), but I think we’ve ironed out most of the big glitches. If a tech issue is messing with you, drop me a little note at: michaelk@dlisted.com. And please be gentle, it’s my first redesign, and by first I mean one hundredth. Now on to Crumbs!

First the real star of Flipping Out Zoila Chavez leaves, and now Jenni Pulos has quit the bitch that is Jeff Lewis Designs by getting into an ugly fight with him. At this rate, Jeff is going to run out of things to yell at, and will soon be the only human in history who doesn’t have a shadow. Because even his shadow is going to leave his ass after he starts bitching at it – Reality Tea 

Beyonce might be smiling on the outside, but I’m sure she’s making a note to fire the peon who dared to get her a birthday cake from the grocery store like she’s a peasant – Lainey Gossip

Zachary Quinto in drag is sort of giving me BenDeLaCreme after getting the wrong kind of face fillers – Towleroad

If you listen closely, you can almost hear Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s nipples sing the Cell Block Tango from Chicago since they’re trapped behind those titty bars – Drunken Stepfather

People Magazine sure does spell “boring” in a way I’ve never seen before – Celebitchy

Kate Beckinsale covered eyeballs with elegance by serving Mrs. Roper going to Mykonos – Popoholic

Denise Richards is engaged to a piece with stunning 90s boy band hair – Just Jared

CBS is probably trying to get Les Moonves out after the sexual assault allegations against him. WWTCS (what would The Chenbot say)? – Pajiba

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a sad tale of Dawn Wells needing money – SOW

Pic: Wenn.com

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