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September 6, 2018 / Posted by:

The pink dick from The Great British Bake Off!

The newest season of The Great British Bake Off (not to be confused by my dream show The Great British Jack Off starring Idris Elba and Henry Cavill) has barely started but they’ve already served up the piping hot goods. The first episode gave us Karen Wright, an icon to messes who love to stand back with a bag of crisps while watching the world burn. Also in that episode we got a cartoon bundle of baby that sort of kind of looked like a fat dick to anyone who looks at everything through dick-shaped glasses.

On the first episode, contestants had to pipe out (haha, I said “pipe out“) a selfie onto a cookie. Full-time dad of two, Dan Beasley-Harling from London, decorated his biscuit with a portrait of him holding his baby in Palm Springs, CA. Dan sketched it first, and many viewers are doing the backstroke in the gutter with me, because they didn’t see a baby in a blanket. They saw crotch meat in a skin blanket!

When I’m in Palm Springs, I don’t want to be holding onto a swaddled baby! I want to be holding onto a big, girthy dick. I’d prefer if the big, girthy dick was attached to a living man, but hey, hard-up beggars can’t be choosers. Here’s what that “bundle of baby” ended up looking like on Dan’s biscuit:

It also looks like a pink baguette, which I’m sure looks exactly like a cut-off pink dick. If that thing was ten times smaller, I’m sure Lorena Bobbitt would look at it like, “That looks familiar…

Pic: Twitter

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