Who Is August’s Hot Slut Of The Month? 

September 5, 2018 / Posted by:

We’ve got four blurry legends before us, but only one can take August’s Hot (Blurry) Slut of the Month crown!

Will the animal kingdom continue to rule the HSOTM throne or will a human finally break their reign (SPOILER ALERT: Probably not)? For August’s HSOTM battle royale, we’ve got two animals who both should run for political office and we’ve got two humans who should travel with a yellow slippery floor sign because they just ooze potent talent.

As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month, and the fourth is a wild card picked by me. Your choices are:

Peacemaker Dog, the dog who should be the head of the United Nations and should win several Nobel Peace Prizes for stopping a pussy fight before it started.

Jessie, the feather-covered pile of charm who told a firefighter trying to save her to fuck off before flying away. Bitch is the anti-damsel in distress and can save herself, thankyouvermuch!

The Padres Game Dance Machine, the lighting bolt of moves in coochie cutters who caused a teen boy (her son?) to fill up to the top with embarrassment at a Padres game.

Mary Halsey, Missy Elliott’s funky white sister who put her thing down, flipped it, and reversed it at a BBQ!

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Wednesday!


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