Night Crumbs

September 5, 2018 / Posted by:

The full trailer for American Horror Story: Apocalypse is out, and the true star of the entire series, Joan Collins, is in it for approximately three milliseconds. I was going to say that if you blink, you’ll miss her, but that’s physically impossible, because your eyelids will refuse to shut if they even sense Alexis Carrington nearby. That’s a proven fact! FX probably hid her in the trailer because they didn’t want to go bankrupt from the mountains of lawsuits from people who suffered heart attacks and the faints from being exposed to her glamour. That does make sense from a business standpoint – Just Jared

Henry Cavill was at the Venice Film Festival serving throbbing formal beefiness – Lainey Gossip

The new Halloween trailer is fine, but it really made me wish Debbie Reynolds was alive to reprise her role as Aggie. Oh wait, that’s HalloweentownPajiba

This cost over $150k and you’re only going to offer me $4k for it, cheap fuck!”LaLa Kent to the pawn store owner she’s trying to sell her ring to after her marriage goes boom – Reality Tea

Leave it to Backdoor Farrah to ruin a beautiful view – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but when Jennifer Aniston spots an eggplant and two baby watermelons in a basket, I’m sure she thinks of Justin Theroux then – Celebitchy

Lucas Hedges isn’t totally straight, he isn’t totally gay, and he’s not really bisexual. I really wish I could see him say that to one of my old ass uncles because I’ve always wanted to see someone’s brain slowly melt out of their ears – Towleroad

Natalie Portman is giving you Darth Vader cocktail party chic – Popoholic

The costume people at Waitress better keep a clean pair of chonies waiting in the wings because there’s a chance that known sharter Al Roker may shart when he sings while making his Broadway debut – SOW

In “shit you would’ve cared about if the year was 2005″ news, Ashlee Simpson says she didn’t steal Wilmer Vaderrama from Lindsay LohanOMG Blog 

Here’s more of Selena Gomez in ELLE, if that’s what you need today – Hollywood Tuna 

Pic: @AHSFX

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