Kourtney Kardashian Was Spotted With Ex Younes Bendjima, So That Means Something Maybe?
It was just a few weeks ago that Kourtney Kardashian, AKA “the least exciting one to look at“, broke things off with model Younes Bendjima. There were some infidelity rumors and it also seemed like Younes just didn’t understand what Kourtney was really about, you know what I mean? Well, Kourtney saw the notes Kris Jenner scribbled in her Keeping Up With The Kardashians script and it read: “Kourtney speaks to BOYFRIEND” and so she had to go out and get her old one back.
The Daily Mail has some grainy pictures of the couple sitting in a Range Rover, the kind you’d expect to see in a distance-lensed stalker’s B-roll; so you know this shit is near-official. According to the Mail, the two picked up Japanese food and ate it in a parking spot along the Pacific Coast Highway to watch the sunset. AKA: the scene that Kris had sent Kourtney earlier in the day along with her shooting schedule.
A source tells E! News that Kourtney and Younes spent the whole weekend in Malibu. And believe it or not, they both didn’t fall into a coma from being exposed to the level 10 boredom that is each other. They talked and they might get back together.
“She talked to him and listened to what he had to say. He said he really didn’t want the relationship to end and missed her like crazy. He explained that a lot of what happened was a misunderstanding and he took responsibility… They ended up going to dinner. Kourtney isn’t back together with him, but it’s a strong possibility that it’s going to happen. She’s not interested in anyone else and she loves him.”
What an exciting news story about the most boring Kardashian’s (and that’s saying a lot) love life… or is it?
According to TMZ this is a load of bullshit! Their sources say Kourtney and Younes aren’t getting back together and the Kartrashian Koven thinks he pulled a them by calling the paparazzi about his date with Kourtney. They think he’s been doing that for a while now:
“[paparazzi] would show up at random places where the 2 were hanging out, and there’s no way they would have known in advance.”
Oh that must sting! Having your own tricks used against you?
The source says that Younes and Kourtney’s chat was all about “closure” and that “Younes knew his relationship with Kourtney was over … and this was his Hail Mary for the last bit of publicity.”
But I bet the joke was on Younes. I’m sure the Kartrashians already equipped that Range Rover with dozens of cameras to record every moment for their shit show. And before Younes got out of the SUV, he felt a prick on his thigh and when he looked down, Kris Jenner was staring at him with Satanic eyes as she sucked whatever blood she could get out of him. You can’t trick a trick, trick.
Pic: Wenn.com.