Happy Labor Day To Everyone, Especially The Poor Ass Crew Who Had To Clean Up The Axe Body Spray Explosion
Millions in Texas today are probably smoking several cigarettes while a giant ice pack lays on their genitals which got raw from them humping on anything and everything after they inhaled a giant burnt cloud of horny-induced fumes. Everybody was in heat in Texas! Because WDRB reports that early Friday morning in Belton, TX, a truck carrying tons of Axe Body Spray caught fire, which caused the cans to explode everywhere. As to why the truck caught on fire: duh, it was filled with cans and cans of pure flammable hotness.
Nobody was injured, but the Texas Department of Transportation says that the highway was shut down for hours as crews cleaned it up and they’ll have to remove parts of the shoulder that was doused in hot Axe. And they have to replace it because now those shoulders are really annoying and were seen begging grown ups to buy them a bottle of Jägermeister outside of a liquor store and won’t stop bragging about how much pussy they’re going to get when they go to Florida State next year.
Jodi Wheatley, spokeswoman for the Texas Department of Transportation, told CNN Sunday three lanes and both shoulders on the section of I-35 will need to be removed and replaced because of the intensity of the fire.
And on this Labor Day, if anybody deserves to rest, it’s every member of the clean-up crew, because imagine how exhausted they are with women throwing their coochies at them left and right?
FIRE VIDEO: Viewer David Clauder sent us this video from the fire on I-35 this morning.
— KXXV CenTex News Now (@KXXVNewsNow) August 31, 2018