Yesterday Lily Allen revealed on Instagram that she hired herself some female escorts during her last tour, according to Metro UK. And? Isn’t that part of everyone’s tour rider? It’s 2018. One imagines that even Celine Dion has several talonneurs scattered about backstage when she tours. It’s “no brown M&Ms,” a 14-inch long Danny’s Favorite sub from Wegmans, and hookers, right?
Lily’s memoirs My Thoughts Exactly hits bookstores on Sept 20, but The Daily Mail reportedly got ahold of an advanced copy and OI, LESBIAN HOOKERS ON LILY! Lily says that she found out that they’re running a story about it, so she decided to beat them to it on Instagram.
Sooo, in my book ‘My Thoughts Exactly’ (out on 20th Sept) I detail some stuff from my dark days, around the Sheezus era. I slept with female escorts when I was on tour, cause I was lost and lonely and looking for something. I’m not proud, but I’m not ashamed. I don’t do it anymore. The Mail are gonna run with the story tomorrow cause someone leaked it, and they’re bound to make sound worse than it was. Just wanted to give you Er, the ‘heads up’ ! #LINKINBIO
Lily has two daughters with her ex-husband, decorator Sam Cooper, whom she got a “friendly divorce” from in June of this year along with a joint custody agreement.
However, the Sheezus tour ran from 2014 to 2015. So yeah, Lily was two-timing Sammy with hookers. Not to be an SJW but it’s kind of a nice twist that it’s the wife getting some strange while out on tour for once. True, it sounds like Lily was in a bad place and trying to drown her sorrows in some vagine. But it’s almost refreshing that it was the wife who this time had to quickly explain away the strange thong that was hanging off the hotel room mirror when hubby made a surprise visit to that night’s show in Gstaad.