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Hollywoods! 

What a sad, dreadful time we live in. The young tricks who are considered “it” in Hollywood are dried out pieces of celery stalk like Hailey Baldwin, Kendull Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and Sofia Richie. I apologize for putting you in an open-eyed coma by making you read those boring names. But back in the 80s, the tricks who ran Hollywood were the size of a triple Justin Bieber boner (aka 5 inches tall) but they possessed more glamour, charisma, and style than the likes of Kendull Jenner can ever dream of having. And don’t even get me started on the boy one who is actually making “douche” look good.

Ghost of the Doll says that in 1987, Tonka covered the doll scene with hot pink glitter by debuting the Hollywoods. They were a line of tiny dolls who came in painted-on bathing suits and/or tights, because they were demure like that. They were also like Corey Hart on steroids, but they wore sunglasses at night, in the morning, in the afternoon, and to bed. Sunglasses were their eyes because that shit didn’t come off.

But not only were Hollywoods stunning fashion and beauty icons, they were also made of magic. Their hair changed color when put under warm or cold water. I bet several 30-something adults are missing parts of their brain because it blew off while watching the color of a Hollywoods’ hair change.

Hollywoods only lasted a year, or so, and that’s obviously because the basic American public didn’t understand their glamour. As to what happened to them. I hear one of them dyed her hair blond and got into acting, and made it in television. Yes, her name is Hayden Panettiere. No, Hayden Panettiere wishes she had it like that!

Pics: Ghost Of The Doll