Finger-lickin’ good rapstress and new mom Cardi B has reportedly taken issue with a strip club bartender for allegedly sleeping with her husband, Migos rapper Offset. TMZ alleges that Cardi’s been incensed over the alleged victim Jade, a bartender at Queens, NY’s Angels Strip Club, possibly having climbed aboard the father of her one-month-old daughter Kulture Kiari. Cardi has reportedly been so wrought about it that she allegedly ordered a couple of beatdowns on Jade and Jade’s sister, fellow Angels Strip Club bartender Baddie Gi. Doesn’t all this drama distract from what everyone’s there for – exotic dancers on poles? This must affect business for the featured talent. With all of this alleged violence going on at the club, some of the patrons had to have ducked and ran and the performers probably didn’t receive the amount of ones and fives to which they’re accustomed. THINK OF THE STRIPPERS, CARDI!
Bartenders/sisters Jade and Baddie G allege that Cardi had been threatening Jade with bodily harm for months and even took it to Instagram. One hopes that Offset was also threatened with bodily harm by Cardi because it takes two to tango, play tic-tac-dough, and form the beast with two backs. Jade and Baddie Gi (that name) claim they ran into Cardi in person at an Atlanta hotel in June, and Cardi supposedly accused Jade of getting on Offset (see what I did there) and told her she was about to have a black eye or ten.
We now advance to August 15, when Jade says that she was tipped off early in the day that she was to receive “a beatdown” that evening. It’s like that movie 3 O’Clock High except with pasties and off-brand champagne in the background. And yes, later that evening at the club, Jade claims that said beatdown happened.
Jade says 5 people associated with Cardi viciously attacked her, grabbing her hair, punching her and hitting her with an ashtray, causing serious damage.
Any sane strip club bartender would probably request a transfer to Angels Strip Club West Coast after they were pummeled by five people with an ashtray. But it’s possible Angels isn’t a chain, and that might be why Jade and Baddie G claim that they were both attacked at the club on August 29. And Cardi herself reportedly made an in-strip club beatdown appearance.
Fast forward to the wee hours of Wednesday, August 29 … Jade and Baddie Gi say they came face-to-face with Cardi B at Angels Strip Club, and a group from Cardi’s posse attacked both of them … throwing bottles and chairs at them causing serious injuries that required medical attention.
The sister-bartenders claim that in addition to screaming “I’m blood I’ll fuck you bitches up!”, Cardi also joined in and threw a bottle at them during this melee.
Jade and Baddie Gi have gotten legal representation in the form of the “uber-prominent” lawyer Joe Tacopina. Tacopina says that he’s mulling over filing a lawsuit against Cardi and her minions. In addition, Jade and Baddie are supposedly going to file a police report which will name Cardi as one of their assailants. “Sources close to Cardi” say that she never got physical with the sisters.
Question for the ladies out there who have given birth via their nethers. Cardi gave birth in July, and was allegedly pinging beer bottles off of strip club bartenders’ heads in August. Do you really feel well enough by then to engage in a rumble? Actually, that might be a way to work off the baby weight.