Archives: August 2018

Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Mr. Bubz!

Since 5,684,982 of you sent this to me, and much less than 5,684,982 read this blog, I’m sure you’ve all already seen this and have planned your Halloween costume around it (I see you buying brown and white makeup, and non-FDA approved caffeine pills to get that “STAINS after seeing Trump naked” eye bulge.) But it’s worth seeing again and again and again, because we’re all Mr. Bubz at one point or another in our lives, and some of us are always Mr. Bubz.

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Birthday Sluts

August 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Julie Brown (60)
Joe Budden (38)
Jeff Hardy (41)
Shar Jackson (42)
Sara Ramirez (43)
Chris Tucker (47)
Deborah Gibson (48)
Queen Rania of Jordan (48)
Jonathan LaPaglia (49)
Dee Bradley Baker (56)
Gina Schock (59)
Marcia Clark (65)
Richard Gere (69)
Van Morrison (73)
James Coburn (1928-2002)
Alan Jay Lerner (1918-1986)

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Night Crumbs

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Emmy Rossum has announced that less than two years after successfully fighting to get paid as much as her co-star William H. Macy, she’s leaving Shameless and won’t be on the show’s tenth season, if it gets one. I am shocked to my core’s core over this, and mostly because I can’t believe Shameless is on its ninth season and that William H. Macy is still on it. Was there an episode where Frank finds out through 23andme that he’s directly related to the indestructible Keith Richards and that’s why he’s still among the living after inhaling all the drugs? That’s the only reasonable explanation – Pajiba

If you have doubts about Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt being a match made in eye roll heaven, take a peek at her “Spiritual Gangsta” sweater – Lainey Gossip

Behold, a still from the lost 90s series Cougars Gone WildReality Tea

The Vadge Shrub has returned! – Drunken Stepfather

Err, wearing make-up at 9 years old is the least of Teresa Giudice’s daughter’s worries, I’m sure – Celebitchy

Forget that Halle Berry poster, Prince Hot Ginge and I had the same stereo back in the day. Soulmates, obviously – SOW

Grindr is getting ready to go public on Nasdiq, I mean, Nasdaq – Towleroad

I think what Alex Jones meant to say is, “So I was searching for transgender porn on my phone and then what do you know, hundreds of pop-ups for transgender porn sites came up. Crazy!”OMG Blog

And now let’s end with Jeff Goldblum serving quirky ice cream man glamour – Just Jared

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Amazon Doesn’t Have A Release Date For Woody Allen’s “A Rainy Day In New York”

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that 2019 would be the first year in several decades in which Woody Allen won’t be releasing a film. According to Page Six, that honor might go to 2018 instead. His latest for Amazon, A Rainy Day in New York, was shot last September and October in New York on a budget of $25 million, and was reportedly scheduled for release later this year. No official date was set, it was more just a ballpark estimate depending on when Amazon Studios decided it should come out. Page Six seems to think that A Rainy Day will never see the light of day. They claim the movie has been “shelved” indefinitely.

When asked for comment, Amazon said: “No release date has ever been set for the film.

It  probably wouldn’t be too big of a shock if Amazon shelved it completely. Audiences might not want to watch Jude Law have sex with what he thinks is a 15-year-old girl. Or possibly the bigger elephant in the room, Woody himself. A few months after filming wrapped and #MeToo broke, several actors who have worked with Woody spoke out and vowed never to work again with the alleged creep. A Rainy Day stars Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Hall, and Griffin Newman all donated their salaries to charity.

But maybe there’s nothing up, and Amazon just hasn’t picked a date. Or maybe Amazon has shelved it for the time being while they work with their marketing department and decide what kind of tagline should be on the poster for A Rainy Day in New York. Because “Even the actors in this film don’t want to be associated with this downpour of cringe” feels just a tad long.

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Lady Gaga Shared The Tracks For The “A Star Is Born” Soundtrack And Bradley Cooper Got Bossy About Her Makeup

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’ve gone to the movie theater with any frequency this summer, you’ve seen the trailer for the Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga remake of A Star Is Born more times than you probably wanted to, which for me, was one time. One time was enough for me to get that “whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh” warble she does when she takes the stage for the first time, stuck in my head to the point where it keeps me up at night. It’s a bummer, but at least now I have a name to put to the song (it’s called “Shallow”). The track listing for the movie’s soundtrack was released and it’s waaaaaaaaaaaay too long. According to Entertainment Weekly, it’s 19 songs and 15 DIALOG TRACKS too long. Even Snoop Dogg is like, girl, keep the goofy skits to a minimum!

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You’ll Have To Wait Until Summer 2020 For “Top Gun: Maverick”

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Apparently the highway to the danger zone is moving slower than Monday morning rush hour traffic and will take a whole lot longer than planned to get everyone to their final destination. According to Deadline, the release of Top Gun: Maverick has been moved a year.

The decades-later sequel to 1986’s Top Gun, was scheduled to hit theaters on July 12, 2019, but Paramount has switched the release to June 26, 2020. Is it because the wardrobe department needs more time to figure out how to construct a flight suit harness that will hold in Jon Hamm? Are the writers having a difficult time trying to explain how Goose and Carole made such a douchey son? None of the above, actually. Sources tell Deadline that Paramount has extended production time in order to perfect the complex flight sequences, so the movie can “be great.

Meanwhile, Val Kilmer was spotted taking a break from filming to have lunch with his daughter.

People magazine describes Val as “looking healthy” while out with his daughter, which I would agree. Val needs to be as healthy as possible before he starts shooting Top Gun: Maverick, and that involves all types of health, like mental strength. Val’s can’t show any hesitation in the event Tom Cruise approaches him during a break and starts talking about religion. “I see you’re a Christian Scientist. Isn’t it so crazy how close Scientist sounds to Scientology? Here, let me give you a pamphlet.

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