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August 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Mr. Bubz!

Since 5,684,982 of you sent this to me, and much less than 5,684,982 read this blog, I’m sure you’ve all already seen this and have planned your Halloween costume around it (I see you buying brown and white makeup, and non-FDA approved caffeine pills to get that “STAINS after seeing Trump naked” eye bulge.) But it’s worth seeing again and again and again, because we’re all Mr. Bubz at one point or another in our lives, and some of us are always Mr. Bubz.

A human named James William Penland posted a video on Instagram of him massaging Mr. Bubz’s tits for the camera. The clip is short, but it’s a roller coaster of emotions from Mr. Bubz’s “the fuck kind of edibles did I eat” look to his “My name is Guy Fieri and I can’t believe you served me a healthy salad” growl to his final “Dracula getting choked out” scream.

If you love attention from humans, but on the other hand, you hate all humans and don’t want them to touch you, you face the same kind of struggles that Mr. Bubz does. Mr. Bubz is you and you are Mr. Bubz. And the “I’m gonna piss in your shoes for this” growl he lets out when the woman lets him know she got him on camera is the same kind of growl you let out when you think your friend is taking a pic but is really making a video.

Mr Bubz and I have a very special relationship 🎥: @lizze.gordon 🐶: @misterbubz

A post shared by James William Penland (@jameswilliampenland) on

And where have I seen that look before?

But the similarities end at their bulging eyes and frown, because Mr. Bubz doesn’t bring the vibe down, he brings it up by perfectly displaying our thoughts and feelings about pretty much everything. As prolific philosopher RuPaul says: Mr. Bubz, I ask that you guide my thoughts, my feelings, and my perceptions. Amen.

Pics: Instagram, NBC

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