Afternoon Crumbs
Meanwhile at the Venice Film Festival, an army of gay ostriches were seen marching through the streets ready to attack Lady Gaga for brutally slaughtering dozens of their friends and wearing them at the premiere of A Star Is Born. Trick probably dressed like a damn feather duster to dust away any bad reviews, which apparently there haven’t been any. So Leonardo DiCaprio should practice his laugh, because there’s a good chance we’ll be living in a world where “Oscar nominee Lady Gaga” is a real thing that exists – Just Jared
My thoughts and prayers are with the Scientology minion who was sent to Gold Base after fucking up by not giving Tom Cruise high enough cha cha heels so he’d be taller than Henry Cavill – Lainey Gossip
Jesus Jugs, formerly of Real Housewives Of Orange County, is getting $16,000 a month in support from her ex-husband, and that might seem a lot, but I’m pretty sure she spends more on bronzer a month – Reality Tea
Oh, look who’s at it again… – Towleroad
After the shit above, you may need an elegant palate cleanser, so here you go – Drunken Stepfather
And here I was thinking that Alec Baldwin cooked all the meals, cleaned the house every day, did the laundry, and took care of the kids as Hilaria Baldwin did a yoga pose on the coffee table for Instagram – Celebitchy
Stevie from Schitt’s Creek and Teddy Geiger are a thing – OMG Blog
When you need a skirt to wear and you don’t have one, just pull an Emma Stone and wear the valance over the window in your hotel room – Popoholic
In news that’s tragic wrapped in sad, Vanessa Marquez, who played Nurse Wendy in ER, was shot and killed by police after she brought out a BB gun while going through some kind of mental and physical breakdown – Variety
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