Daryl Hannah And Neil Young Probably Got Married

August 28, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been almost four long years since we first heard that Daryl Hannah and Neil Young replaced Meg Ryan and John “I Refuse To Drop  The Cougar From His Name” Mellencamp as the IT couple of the blonde actress from the 80s (or 90s) and pepaw rocker set. Between then and now, my brain must’ve corroded even more, because I forgot these two were together. But not only are they still together, all signs point to them getting married over the weekend. I really need to get a subscription to Closer Weekly so I can stay up to date on the oldies.

Around the time Neil Young filed for divorce from his wife of 36 years, Pegi Young, we learned he had slathered sustainable vegan lube made from the saliva of a monarch caterpillar on his spirit shaft and began humping on fellow earth lover Daryl Hannah until they both orgasm-howled at the harvest moon. They’ve been together ever since and they worked on a movie together called Paradox, which she directed. And based on sweet organic grass-fed kisses blown at them by their friends, it seems like 57-year-old Daryl and 72-year-old Neil have bonded their souls with the legal twine of ethereal love called getting married.

The first clue was Daryl Hannah posting a picture over the weekend of an owl. I’m guessing that owl was their witness, or officiant.

someone’s watching over us…. love & only love

A post shared by Daryl Hannah (@dhlovelife) on

The second clue came from Rosanna Arquette who either outed Daryl Hannah as the real Snow White or used next level hippie talk to congratulate her on her marriage. Or she was stoned. Or all of the above.

And for those of us who don’t speak fluent Shailene Woodley, guitarist Mark Miller kept it simple and spelled it out for us with this message on Facebook:

Congratulations to Daryl Hannah and Neil Young on their wedding today. May they have a long and happy relationship

Daryl Hannah has never been married. Neil Young’s been married twice before.

One person who was probably not at Daryl and Neil’s wedding was his old musical partner David Crosby who said this in 2014 about him leaving his wife and having the life sucked out of him by someone who totally didn’t play the mermaid in Splash.

“I happen to know that [Young] is hanging out with somebody that’s a purely poisonous predator now. And that’s karma. He’s gonna get hurt. But I understand why it happened. I’m just sad about it. I’m always sad when I see love tossed in the gutter.”

Well, they’re still going strong, and as far as we know, that PPP (purely poisonous predator) hasn’t hurt Neil yet. But if he’s allergic to bees, it’s only a matter of time before he gets hurt since those motherfuckers are always following Daryl around.

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