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August 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Since Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 is out a director, because James Gunn got fired for some old offensive tweets he made, Marvel has pressed pause on production indefinitely while they figure out what to do. What is there to figure out?! If the third movie was nothing but repeated scenes of crap blowing up in space, close-up of alien tits, and that Groot thing rapping to Bodak Yellow while twerking, it’d still make a zillion dollar in its opening weekend. I just gave Marvel the plot, now the least they can do is give me 5% of the backend. And yes, I want Dave Bautista to personally delivery my backend bonus – Lainey Gossip

Bethenny Frankel tweeted about the sudden death of her on-and-off-again boyfriend Dennis ShieldsReality Tea

Kudos do Dua Lipa for wearing vintage Charlotte Russe – Drunken Stepfather

It’s all fun and jokes about the stupidity of Sarah Palin until she hits you up with an invoice for her publicity consulting fee – Towleroad

Speaking of having dried turd for brains, O.J. Simpson was interviewed by what looks like a sloppily-made wax figure of a New Age Gandalf and had no idea something weird was up – Pajiba

Thomas Markle should call his mouth Forrest Gump because it’s still running – Celebitchy

I don’t see “disco” when I see these pictures of Selena Gomez, but I do see baby Selena Quintanilla gone wild – Hollywood Tuna

Judging from the second picture, I’m guessing Bella Hadid has stank breath – Just Jared 

Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car In Front Of The Paps co-starring her unborn fetus – Popoholic

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