Hot Slut Of The Day!

Bear, the lonely genius.

Note to humans with annoying dogs who are always bothering them to do a physical activity like play fetch (it’s a good thing the only thing my dog bothers me to fetch is a thing of bacon or a fluffier pillow for his 89th nap of the day): sit them in front of the screen and get them to watch and learn from Bear.

Bear is from Napa, CA, and his human took a video of what he does whenever nobody is around (or is too damn lazy) to play fetch with him. Bear pulls some level 10 only child geniusness by using the trampoline to play fetch. Bear puts the ball on the trampoline, gets under it, and then punches that shit with his nose until it bounces on to the ground and he can chase after it. That trampoline and Bear are best friends! It probably comes to life when nobody but Bear is around and they escape out of the background and solve crimes together. No, I’m not stoned. I think.

I salute Bear! Because my motto has always been: If nobody wants to play with you, play with yourself, bitch! And yes, I meant it like that.

Pic: YouTube