Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Doctor: Sir, sir, tell us what happened to you! We need to know what put you in this state of shock!

Me: Feeeeeee… Feeeeeeeee… Feeeeee…

Doctor: Fee? Fee what? Overdraft fees? Fecal matter? Did you leave fecal matter on the dick? What happened?!

Me: Feeeeeet nails.

Doctor: What? Feet nails?

________flatline___________

That’s pretty much how my last moment alive is going to go, and it’s all thanks to the Russian nail salon chain Nail Sunny. One of their nail artists, let’s call them Lucifer’s kin, decided that what really needed to walk the earth is some dark-sided Satanic feet nails. This mess looks like Play-Doh feet glued onto nails, but this video shows that the artiste actually sculpted the feet of Rosemary’s Baby out of the nails of someone who must truly get off on scaring the asshole off of people. Grab a Super Soaker full of holy water and prepare to drench your screen after pressing play.

Feet nails ❤️ -yay or nay? Video by @edo_movs #nailsunnytutorial

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This nightmare-come-to-life is getting the HSOTD treatment today because Nail Sunny might be on to something. If you went to the store with feets on your nails, there’s a very good chance that the cashier would skedaddle for the nearest church when they spotted that work of the devil as you went to pay. They’d run off so fast that they wouldn’t take your money and the shit you were going to buy would be free!

And if you’re dating Quentin Tarantino and he asks you to get feet nails, prepare to suffer from carpal tunnel because he’ll never grow tired of you hand jobbing him with your feet nails.

Pic: Instagram

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