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August 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Flat Sarah from an anti-weed PSA from a group called Above The Influence!

I didn’t see this anti-marijuana (but pro-LOL) PSA until yesterday when a friend showed it to me. How could I not have ever seen this comedy masterpiece? Maybe I’ve smoked so much weed that I’ve deflated and my brain flattened, crushing the memory of watching this iconic piece of hilariousness that even inspired a moment on the Family Guy.

The ad came out sometime in the early-aughts, and in it, a guy asks Sarah, “What’s going on here?“, and her friend says she can’t answer because well, bitch’s mouth is flat, she’s got no lungs and she’s basically just an inflatable doll with 95% of the air taken out. But also because she’s all lazy and boring ever since she started smoking the good shit. This hilariously terrifying mess is like Lars and the Real Girl as seen through the eyes of Rod Serling.

That’s what happens to me when I’ve been vaping for months and then smoke indica through a bong for the first time. But are we sure that Sarah’s the one who is really fucked up? Are we sure that Sarah’s friend isn’t the one who did some hardcore drugs and is hallucinating that her friend has flattened and is hearing voices? That’s what’s really going on here.

And when Sarah’s friend takes her to the gas station to pump her up again, I’m going to need her to tell me what kind of strain she smoked. I want to smoke that mess whenever I go to a party so I can flatten out and nobody will talk to me. That’s the perfect strain.

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