Night Crumbs

August 22, 2018 / Posted by:

While serving abuelita going to a funeral, St. Angie Jolie took Shiloh and Zahara to Kitson. Wait, I thought Kitson was dead!?! Did St. Angie resurrect it just so they could sell Team Jolie and Team Pitt t-shirts and she could cackle in Brad Pitt’s face when hers outsells his? Probably  – Celebitchy

Speaking of abuelita looks, Chris Pine wore one while on vacation, and now I really want him to slap my ass raw with a chancleta – Lainey Gossip

Cynthia Bailey from Real HouseWrecks of Atlanta has a new man – Reality Tea  

That hot piece wearing Big Bird’s intestines is going to hear from my attorneys because that is the same act I’ve been doing for years after eating an edible – Towleroad

Hopefully Alyssa Edwards’ new Dance Moms-style reality show has more of Alyssa and less of images that are going to have the FBI knocking at my door (see: that header pic) – Pajiba

So the next American Horror Story is a reboot of The Hunger Games? And Sarah Paulson deserves another Emmy for wearing those hairy butt cheeks on her head – Just Jared

Blake Lively looks like the ringmaster of a hobo circus from the 90s – Popoholic

You’ve all been doing it wrong. Books aren’t for reading. They’re for covering up your nips. Let Kara Del Toro show you the way… – Hollywood Tuna

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