Hold The Phone! Azealia Banks Shared More Texts About Elon Musk And His $420 Tesla Stock Price

August 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Azealia Banks really must have nothing but time on her hands at the moment, because instead of writing music, or getting her hair did, or whatever it was that she did in her spare time before she started kicking it with Grimes, she’s still hitting Instagram hard with fresh dirt on Elon Musk. In her most recent slew of IG stories, Azealia shared more text messages between her and Grimes which suggest that Elon set the share valuation for Tesla at $420 because he’s super into weed right now. She also claims that Elon’s lawyers coerced her lawyer into confiscating her phone and deleting evidence.

Here’s the exchange about Elon’s new-found love of 420. It’s proof enough for anybody with a crackpot theory that Elon is actually a visiting extra-terrestrial with access to super advanced space technology ala Jeff Bridges in Starman.

It’s all so profoundly stupid. I never want to hear the words Elon and genius uttered in the same breath again. This 420 stunt supposedly prompted the SEC to investigate Tesla. There are probably hundreds of uptight venture capitalists and stuffy businessmen right now leaning out of their office doors and screaming at their secretaries “could somebody please tell me what in the hell an Azealia Banks is”, and then getting their minds seriously blown when they get a file folder thrown on their desk filled with shit like this.

So many lols.  She’s a fool for that. This story just keeps giving and giving.

There’s also the matter of Azealia’s phone. According to her, it got snatched as a result of some unscrupulous lawyering.

To save you the click, here’s the gist (via Jalopnik):

In a since-deleted page of the Instagram story, Banks alleged that Musk and his attorneys paid off her attorney to take her phone and “delete evidence,” and that she just wanted her phone back with all of her “quality nudes.”

Somebody get this woman back her quality nudes!

Pics: Wenn.com, Instagram

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