Since Allison and I love our games (those damn games), we start off our third episode with an MTV VMAs-themed game before wrapping our brains around the show including getting into Madonna summoning a side-eye from Queen Aretha, The Hills revival, and which Backstreet Boy we want to hump on the most. Allison also teaches me how to say “Canuck” (and I promise to never say it again, Canadians), we talk about dick a lot, and we end the show by saying goodbye to a seasoned segment. And by “seasoned” I mean “two episodes old.”
We’re also planning to introduce a segment called Shit Advice, where Allison and I, the last two people on earth who should be giving advice, will give advice to anybody with a problem that isn’t too deep for us. So if you’ve got a problem we can handle (examples of that: “Which Dynasty character should I dress as for Halloween?” or “Is it weird to sniff my man’s crotch to make sure he’s not cheating?”), e-mail your dilemma to: firstname.lastname@example.org.