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August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Lenny Kravitz’s gold lamé poncho from last night’s MTV VMAs!

Should anyone who didn’t watch last night’s Who The Shit Are These People Gala wonder what it was like, I can sum it up for you in one sentence: Madonna talked about herself while dressed like a stereotypical African high priestess during the Aretha Franklin tribute. If that still doesn’t drive the point deep into your brain meat, I’ve got another sentence for you: Lenny Kravitz introduced Post Malone. Lucifer lives among us, and he was obviously a producer of the VMAs.

But Lenny made most of the least by slathering his natural sex in the fabric of the elegant gods: gold lamé!

My favorite Lenny Kravitz is either a SANS ROPA Lenny, or a Lenny getting eaten by the Godzilla of scarves, or Lenny rocking with his cock out, literally. And now Lenny looking like a Cache assistant manager on her day off is up there with my favorite Lennys. Lenny was at the VMAs, but the way his titties looked in that blouse, I thought we were at the Golden Globes for a second. Get into the full look and pucker until your loins pass out.

In Lenny’s defense he didn’t only introduce the rejected Garbage Pail Kid, he also introduced Aerosmith who performed with Post Malone. Lenny hung out with them backstage and this picture of him and Joe Perry is very “your fun aunties who let you guzzle some of their white wine spritzer at weddings and always seem to have boyfriends who drive Camaros.” Lenny and Joe are also the most glamorous lesbian couple at a holiday party.

Hey Joe. @joeperryofficial @vmas

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The 2018 MTV VMAs was a mound of flavorless mashed potato flakes made with tap water, but amongst all that blandness were two torches of glamorous hotness and they were Lenny Kravitz’s golden nipples. I salute Lenny for saving the show and I salute the memaw who let him borrow her Friday night bingo poncho.

Pic: Wenn.com

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