Thomas Markle Compared The Royal Family To Scientology

August 20, 2018 / Posted by:

What do you know, Thomas Markle is back at it, running his mouth off like his jaw has a lifetime warranty. Thomas recently took a break from dragging his daughter Duchess Meghan to rip on the Royal Family and compare them to a cult. And just think: it was barely four days ago when the Royal’s most recent worry about Mr. Markle was the thought of seeing one of their gardeners in a Thomas Markle original hoodie.

When one looks at a picture of the Royal Family, you often see a lot of wide toothy smiles, polite waves, positivity, and just so much pastel. Apparently that’s what Thomas sees too, but in a much darker way. On Friday, Thomas spoke to his close pals at The Sun UK about his daughter and her new family, and this is what he had to say:

“They are either like Scientologists or the Stepford family. If they hear anybody say anything they just lock the doors. They need to speak up! They are cult-like – like Scientology – because they are secretive. They close the door, pull the shades down and put their fingers in their ears so they don’t have to hear. Maybe they have a secret handshake too! You cannot ask a question of them – as they won’t answer.”

Stepford, I can see. But Scientology? I’m not sure. Does the Queen have a missing corgi named Shelly we don’t know about?

Thomas also denied that he’s trying to get back in Meghan’s life because he needs money. Last week when it was reported that Meghan’s mom is moving to London to be close to her daughter. Thomas claimed Meghan promised she’d take care of him in his old age, but he denies it, saying: “I worked hard to provide for my children. I’m their father, I don’t expect them to pay me back.

As for Meghan, a source tells The Sun that Meghan has had to deal with a lifetime of disappointment from her dad, so this latest nonsense is most likely nothing new to Meghan. She probably didn’t even bat an eyelash at it. “See, I told you – Stepford!” cried Thomas, as he dialed The Sun for a follow-up.

Pic: Wenn.com

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