Pete Davidson Was Pulled Over And His Passenger Was Busted For Pot Possession

If you were to ask me which 2018 personality was most likely to get busted for possession of pot, I would answer Pete Davidson. But I’d be wrong! According to TMZ, Pete was pulled over very early this morning for suspicion of looking like a sentient edible, but it was his passenger, fellow comedian Joey Gay, who was actually busted. Turns out Pete’s a fucking professional and was able to pass a field sobriety test.

TMZ reports:

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … Pete and his friend were driving in Syracuse around 4 AM last weekend where Pete was filming “Big Time Adolescence” with Machine Gun Kelly. It’s unclear why, but cops ordered him on the side of the road. We’re told officers smelled weed … triggering a search.

I too smell weed whenever I see a picture of Pete. It’s kind of a pavlovian response. His fabled wang probably emits bong water flavored jizz. People claims that Joey was carrying edibles and was charged with “possession of a controlled substance in the fourth degree” and cited with “unlawful possession of marijuana”. I guess New York State does not fuck around. TMZ says that fourth degree controlled substance charge is a felony.

Pete probably crammed all his edibles down his throat as soon as he saw the blue lights flashing. Not even a seasoned patrolman can tell the difference between “toxically stoned” Pete Davidson”, and “I’m a very sober and responsible driver, officer” Pete Davidson. Whatever happened in that car, Pete owes his pal Joey a big thanks for taking the charges. Imagine if word got out that Pete was a user of marijuana? His career would be over, and I’m sure Ariana Grande would have to think twice before marrying a possible felon!

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