Night Crumbs
Garrett Clayton, the 27-year-old former Disney star who Mickey Mouse definitely made using the same parts he used to make Zac Efron, has officially taken a hammer to the glass closet and declared himself a full-time lover of peen. Garrett also gave love to his boyfriend, who is celebrating today as well because now he gets to openly do cartwheels down the street while singing about how he’s fucking the dude from Teen Beach. I think I can hear him now – Just Jared
Josie Totah, who was in Mindy Kaling’s show Champions, has come out as transgender. So, I guess if you do acting in Hollywood, today might be a good day to come out. Cut to all of us throwing eyes at John Travolta – LGBTQ Nation
Why do I want to use JLo’s dress to carry my dirty laundry to the laundromat? – Lainey Gossip
How nice of Caroline Stanbury from Ladies of London (RIP) to mingle with the lessers – Reality Tea
Um, duh, of course Snape loves the taste of human meat – Towleroad
If your nipple tips get hot for Mulder and you’re a 20-something chick, get a job at a juice bar in L.A. and David Duchovny might pick your ass up – Celebitchy
Give it up for Aubrey O’Day who is managing to keep it sexy even as her face melts in the sun – Drunken Stepfather
Last week wasn’t a total shit fire of grossness, Tevin Campbell probably made a nice pile of coins from all the streams he got when a writer/podcaster tried to drag him on Twitter – Pajiba
Those who say that fashion is dead haven’t been paying attention to the fact that Bella Thorne continues to redefine elegance – Hollywood Tuna
I didn’t know my cousin was Madison Beer’s stylist, and yes my cousin still dresses like it’s 1989 – Popoholic
My new favorite Michael Shannon is the Michael Shannon you get when you ask him if he’ll ever play Trump – OMG Blog
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