Open Post: Hosted By Former Werewolf And Current Thirst Trap Tyler Hoechlin
You might not recognize former Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoech from these pics (and a vid) that he posted on Instagram. I didn’t. It’s because I had completely forgotten what the front of him looked like after his pneumatic double exercise ball buttcheeks in tights on the set of Supergirl were all over the place. Dear Kim Kardashian, that’s how you present a big ass. But shockingly, Tyler has a front and it’s almost as good as the back.
Speaking of Kim K., Tyler enjoys watersports now.
Finally!!! 10 years after baseball and I’ve finally found my favorite hobby! Thank you @jetsurf_official for making this incredible machine. I can finally surf without sharks!
Don’t count your finny killing machines before they’ve swum up from the Marianas Trench just yet, Tyler! This has been the summer of sharks! While the giant dinosaur shark terrorizes the weddings-at-sea in China in the movies, sharks have been sighted all over Cape Cod this summer. There was even delightful footage of a shark murdering a seal at a Cape Cod beach only a few feet away from shore on the local news last night. Exercise caution when splashing that treasure trail around in the sea, Tyler.
Pics: Instagram