It’s true that we’ve talked about it. Even speculated about it before then. Oh and then we saw a fucking picture evidence of the damn thing. But I guess, as they say: “It ain’t over til the fat lady sings.” In this case that lady is Nick Jonas and he’s singing on Instagram.
Recently Nick confirmed what everyone has already known for like two goddamn weeks: He is engaged to Priyanka Chopra. He posted the following picture to his Instagram making it official for whatever JoBro fans still exist and thirsty gays who snap up his gaybaiting: he is off the market….. for now anyway. This is a celebrity relationship we’re talking about.
And Priyanka got caught up in the romantic spirit and posted the same photo to her own Instagram, and she raised him one more:
I cannot wait to see this wedding extravaganza. Indian weddings are a fucking amazing scene; it’s like five days and four nights of parties, with three outfit changes a day, food at all events and live DJs playing Bangara ALL goddamn night. I can’t wait for these two to have a highly-choreographed Bollywood-style dance break in the middle of their nuptials! And I’m sure Nick will do it greased-up and topless. Gay baiting never sleeps, not even during his wedding.