Did Thomas Markle Hang Up On Prince Harry?

August 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The nerve of that old drama queen! So many people have been waiting for a call from Prince Harry for decades now (step-mom Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall, his real dad James Hewitt, Michael K) and this bitch actually received that call and HUNG UP? (Can you guess which one of those aforementioned people sent Harry full-body boudoir shots of themselves with their phone number drunkenly scrawled across the ass?) Duchess Meghan Markle’s difficult dad Thomas Markle told The Daily Mail that he once hung up on Prince Harry during a phone call about his bullshit staged photo shoot prior to the royal wedding.

Thomas Markle is still wringing every bit of money from the tabloids pathos he can out of not attending his daughter’s wedding to the fire-crotched Duke of Sussex. He’s claiming that he received not just one, but TWO calls from Prince Harry before the wedding! Harry wasn’t calling to ask for Thomas’ blessing to marry his daughter. He was calling him to ask if he had any involvement with the paps suddenly popping up to take photos of him being fitted for that sadly never used wedding suit.

After the pictures made headlines around the world, Harry called Markle to ask if he had cooperated with the photographer. He denied it.

Who wouldn’t? For all Thomas Markle knows, they still allow beheading over in Merrie Ole’ England for such offenses. When it came out that Thomas had set the whole thing up for a check, Harry called back in a rage over being lied to. Thomas had suffered an alleged heart attack by then and supposedly received the call in his hospital room. This scene is going to be AMAZING in the assuredly future Lifetime movie when the bully from A Christmas Story (playing Harry) angrily calls a slumming Pruitt Taylor Vince (playing Thomas Markle).

Markle told the Mail that the prince, who had previously warned his future father-in-law not to go to the press, said, “If you had listened to me this would never have happened.”

Your alleged heart attack was caused by lies! Thomas Markle, obviously a master at psychological warfare, went the Livia Soprano route.

Markle said he replied, “Maybe it would be better for you guys if I was dead … then you could pretend to be sad.”

BURN. That’s when Markle said he hung up. As we all know by now, Dad didn’t make the wedding and his must-be-over-this-shit daughter Meghan was walked down the aisle by her now father-in-law Prince Charles.

Thomas expresses regret over how he handled things and says he’s done with all of this drama. Please note that this is probably the 76th time he’s told the press this, yet dude keeps on giving interviews about a wedding that happened three months ago.

Looking back now, after having not spoken to his daughter since the day after her wedding, Meghan’s dad says Harry was “absolutely right” to criticize him.

“I’m not mad at Harry. I’m not mad at Meghan. I love them. I wish them well,” he said. “But as for the rest of it, f—k it. I’m done.”

Wasn’t this guy practically at death’s door and hoping to reconnect with his daughter before he’s six feet under? Yet, he’s still giving interviews designed to piss Duchess Meghan off. He’s not getting back into her good graces anytime soon. But if they’re gunning for a reality series, this dude and the rest of the wacky Markle family really have their eyes on the prize.

Pic: ITV via Wenn.com

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