Get ready for some sacred information that could revolutionize our linen closets. This shrill but knowledgeable woman named Terri Metz has discovered a novel way to fold those fitted sheets that were one thought previously impossible to fold. It involves actually climbing INTO the sheet and using your feet and then your whole body! This would never have occurred to me. Honestly, if you look at my (and many others’) linen closet, there’s one shelf that is just stuffed with fitted sheets lacking any sort of organization. You could probably hide a corpse in there because no one would want to ever get near such a chaotic mess. Well, now, you’ll have to move that body because Terri Metz is a barefoot genius (via Neatorama)!
P.S. It should be noted that your blogger tried this attempt and couldn’t quite get it right. I almost asphyxiated myself with the sheet. It’s possible that your blogger is just a pinhead or this method takes practice. Anyway, I can hide a body in my linen closet again. Yay me!