Anytime the name “Sean Young” graces my inbox, Twitter feed, RSS feed, etc…, I perk up like Sean Young whenever she sees the name “Sean Young” on a headline. But while I’m hoping to see headlines like “Sean Young Lands 8-Figure Deal To Play Her Dream Role Of Catwoman” or “Sean Young Lands 8-Figure Deal To Star In A Bravo Docu-Series Called ‘Forever Young””, her most recent headlines are usually about her busting out some messy antics. Today’s Sean Young story is no exception. Sean Young has been accused of snatching up some Apple laptops and video production equipment from a place in Queens she used to work at. I nearly screamed my tonsil skin off from thinking about how bland pieces of rutabaga meat like Marky Mark and Ryan Reynolds are making millions upon millions of dollars from acting while legends like Sean Young has to pay her bills by working at a Best Buy in Queens. But she allegedly stole from the office of a production company she was working with.
The New York Post says that the NYPD wants to question 58-year-old Sean Young after she and a 30-something dude were caught on surveillance footage taking two Apple laptops with video-editing software on them (worth $12,000 total) from the offices of School of Old Productions in Astoria on Thursday. Sources say that Sean was working with the production company up until a few months ago.
Sources tell People that Sean was supposed to direct a movie for School of Old, but was dropped and replaced two months ago after fighting with producers. One of the producers feels like he has Sean Young’s palm print on his face now.
“This was a big slap in my face. I try to help as much people as I can,” says comedian Greg Kritikos, the co-writer, star and a producer of the upcoming dramedy Charlie Boy, which Young was initially hired to direct.
Greg said that he’s a recovering alcoholic, and because Sean is a recovering alcoholic herself, he wanted to give her a chance and thought she had turned her life around for the better.
Everyone has tried to get a hold of Sean Young to hear her side of this story, but she hasn’t answered those calls yet.
Sean was recently in The Alienist, and according to her IMDB page, she’s got a ton of movies in the can (movies starring mostly people I’ve never heard of but the only star you need in your movie is Sean Young). Sean isn’t making movies any of us see, but she seems to be working. So I’m not sure why she allegedly stole all that crap (simple answer: because she’s Sean Young). But I do know that this act of thievery should make DC finally wake up and smell the Sean Young piss-infused kitty litter. This proves that Sean Young was born to play a cat burglar and her dream role of Catwoman is hers and only hers. Not even Jared Leto gets that method.