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August 10, 2018 / Posted by:

The diamond thief ant!

If Ocean’s 8 gets a sequel, the ninth member of their group of jewelry thieves has been found! In a scene straight out of a reboot of Antz directed by Steven Soderbergh, an ant was caught on camera carrying a diamond across the table at the office of a gem wholesaler. Either that ant is hoping to have a “He went to Jared!” moment by proposing to its piece, or that ant thief has been trained by legendary jewel thief Doris Payne in the art of snatching diamonds.

If you know nothing about ants, then you’re probably several shades of impressed over that ant carrying a diamond that’s fatter than its body. But if you do know about ants, then you’re probably singing a Shania Twain song since you know they’re able to carry 10 to 50 times their body weight. I hope that if this ant is proposing to their piece that their piece isn’t a superficial Instagram THOT (an Antstagram THOT, if you will), because they’re going to get turned down. An Antstagram THOT would rather soak in a boiling hot tub filled with orange peels than show off a diamond ring that’s less than 50 times their body weight. Embarrassing!

And now every jewelry store in Mykonos is sprinkling Borax around all their jewels, because they know that Lindsay Lohan is probably getting an idea while picking out the ants that live in her hair.

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