All of our nethers tingled after a pic of Idris Elba seemed to show he was rocking the Loch Ness Monster of trouser snakes. While Idris may have ruined out wet dreams by calling his “dick” a microphone wire, he still bring the hornies. I hope the thirsty tricks are sitting down because his ex (and thirsty trick herself) K. Michelle has come out to say Idris gives good head.
During an interview with Hollywood Unlocked, K. Michelle talked about when Idris supposedly picked her up:
“I’m walking off the stage and I hear this accent say, ‘K. Michelle, you’re beautiful.’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”
Then she talked about his skills at going downtown.
“Like, amazing head! It was good! I remember that head!”
The only thing that gets that kind of reaction out of me is when I find out I got 12 nuggets instead of the 8 I ordered, so good for K! It’s a good thing this revelation is coming out now and not during the royal wedding where he was a guest or else when the minister asked if anyone objected, Duchess Meghan would have objected on her own behalf because they haven’t allowed those kinds of cunning linguistics at Westminster since…well, never. Hell, even THE QUEEN probably has to ask for the smelling salts anytime she has to knight Idris knowing his bowing is going to get him that much closer to her crown jewels! K and Idris dated for a few months in 2014, and she claimed it ended because he could never keep that tongue in one taco:
“He told me he would never be committed to one woman. He said I would be taken care of, I would be fine, but he would never commit to one woman.”
Well, that’s news to us sitting shiva because Idris is now engaged to Sabrina Dhowre, but at least we have hope that there’s always a chance our clams will get a visit from the non-committal Idris tongue!