The water torture that has been Ariana Grande’s promotional tour for her upcoming album made me think it had been out for months, but I guess we still have a few days to go. Some “fan” of hers must be as over it as I am because they took to social media to troll her ass after she released the track listing. Unsurprisingly, one song is named “Pete Davidson” since those two have to use every other second of the day to remind us they are boning. One fan let Ariana know they will skip that song because they think she cheated on her ex Mac Miller with Pete. Ariana got mad at that because…she didn’t cheat on Mac with Pete. Cough.
The person wrote on Ari’s gram, “Ari cheated on maccccccc…Pete davidson will be the song i will skip all the time.” Ariana, ever the adult, called the person boring and let the world know she was an Amazon customer by adding “Alexa play Pete Davidson.” The fan should have then commented back, “Alexa, order cotton balls to shove in my ears when this album drops!” because I really miss gentler times like when Sinead O’Connor and Miley Cyrus got into the Holy Open Letter War of 2013. Ariana denied the cheating part and told the troll to “go stan someone else.”
I’m a little disappointed if Ariana is being honest in saying she didn’t cheat. As y’all know, Ari and Mac broke up, and then it was only a few weeks later when she and Pete were showing up with tattoos about each other and he put a ring on it. Overlap boning was the only thing that made that wackadoo commitment timeline remotely palatable. Plus, I don’t really know why her ass is so upset. In three months when they break up, Ariana will also be skipping “Pete Davidson” all the time!