Night Crumbs

A man was kicked out of The Encore Beach Club at the Wynn in Las Vegas for wearing a Speedo that was not “in integrity” of the brand of the pool party. The man believes that the real reason was that organizers thought his bright yellow huevos huggers were “too gay.” Err, do the turd-brained dumbasses who kicked him out not know what city their pool party is in? You shouldn’t be ejected from a Las Vegas pool party because your swimsuit is “too gay” or too tacky. You should be ejected from a Las Vegas pool party if your swimsuit is not gay or tacky enough. The Speedo police’s asses are the ones who need to go! – Towleroad

Those Kartrashian-approved monochromatic flower arrangements are ugly as hell. Judging by the look on Cardi B’s face, she agrees with me – Lainey Gossip

And for her next trick to try to make her clothing label financially successful finally, Posh Beckham will bedazzle her clothes (but in a rich lady kind of way) – Celebitchy

In case you wanted to hear more thoughts from half-burnt cigarette butt Lindsay Lohan about #MeToo, here you go – OMG Blog

Errr, Lily-Rose Depp should probably get that right nipple looked at – Hollywood Tuna

Kudos to the plastic surgeon who told Iggy Azalea that if she wants to make her ass implants look real she should get two giant bags filled with Smuckers jelly installed up in there –  Drunken Stepfather

Blotting papers: Rosie Huntington-Whateverly needs some, girl – Popoholic

Now I’m not saying that they look like they’re both thinking, “I can’t believe I’ve been married to this ball and chain for 80 fucking years,” but i am saying that they look like they’re both thinking, “I can’t believe I’ve been married to this ball and chain for 80 fucking years.” – SOW

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