Hot Slut Of The Day!
The sign language interpreting goddess of raw sexiness who brought the language of signing, hotness, and glamour to Britney Spears’ performance at Brighton Pride!
Brit Brit may not have known where the hell she was when she brought her Arm Waving Extravaganza to Brighton Pride over the weekend, but the sign language interpreter who worked her performance definitely knew where the show was going down. Because in the glitter-embedded wise words of Erika Jayne, that sign language interpreter gave the gays everything they wanted. AND MORE!
Like Lydia Callas, Bonnaroo Holly, and Tommy Krångh, the sign language goddess of Brighton Pride easily lured all eyes away from the supposed star of the show (Brit Brit) to the REAL star of the show (her) by using her magical hands and natural born charisma to put some potent SEX on Brit Brit’s complex lyrics while interpreting for the hearing impaired. This clip is not even 15 seconds long, but it’s overstuffed with dazzle and pizzazz from her driving the wheels off of that imaginary Lamborghini to her sipping that imaginary martini like her name was James Bond to her creating a hawt bikini with her hands.
Britney: You betta work, bitch!
This bitch: I am working, bitch!
Shout out to the amazing Sign Language interpreter at the @britneyspears show last night #brightonpride pic.twitter.com/uT7AItqfKj
— Alfie Ordinary (@AlfieOrdinary) August 5, 2018
Since she’s giving me a touch of Ramona Singer from Real HouseCrazies of New York City, I call her Ramona Signer.
And it’s a good thing that Brit Brit was too hypnotized by the scent of Velveeta covered tater tots waiting in her trailer to notice that the entire audience wasn’t paying attention to her because they were too busy giving all of their attention to the signing sparkle in a double slit gown. Actually, Brit would probably love it if someone stole the spotlight from her. Then she could sit on the stage and eat her Velveeta covered tater tots as someone else did all the “work,” bitch.
Pic: @AlfieOrdinary