Duchess Meghan turned 37 on Saturday. If Duchess Meghan was your sister, you might wish her a Happy Birthday with a card or a phone call, but if you’re like Samantha Markle and don’t currently have her address or phone number, you might do it over Twitter. Samantha Markle did that a day before Meghan’s birthday. But UsWeekly says that instead of wishing Meghan the best, she called her “Cruella de Vil.”
Samantha, whose tweets are set to private, took a break from dragging Chrissy Teigen to reply to an article tweeted by Elle UK that suggested Meghan and Prince Harry were stepping away from the royal spotlight for a bit. Samantha wrote:
“OK so Cruella Deville is retreating LOL. Let me know how that works out for you @KensingtonRoyal…There are smoke and mirrors you try to hide things with, but you can’t hide from what you see in the mirror”
Then on Meghan’s birthday, Samantha added:
“Happy Birthday Meg! It would be so lovely and appropriate of you to send DAD a BELATED birthday card for his July 18th @KensingtonRoyal Cheers!”
Ugh, Samantha, you can stop hyping everyone up on your alleged Celebrity Big Brother UK appearance; we already know you’re going to be a giant ball of drama.
Forget for a second about Samantha actively trying to earn herself a World’s Worst Half-Sister coffee mug. What does she mean by calling Meghan “Cruella de Vil?” I doubt Meghan’s the type to hire two bumbling henchmen to steal 99 Dalmatian puppies from a London songwriter, with the sole purpose of skinning them and making a fancy fur coat. Still, she might not want to show up to Buckingham Palace in a pale orange fur muff any time soon, unless she wants to see The Queen look worried. “Wait, where’s Vulcan and Candy???”
Here’s Duchess Meghan and Harry at his friend’s wedding over the weekend: