Khloé Kardashian’s Says Her Lips Are Huge Because Of Her Pregnancy

August 6, 2018 / Posted by:

If you plan on killing your brain by watching the newest season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (or any season really, the brain-killing is consistent throughout the series) then you are in for a visual treat from one Miss Khloé Kardashian.

Khlozilla took to Instagram to let the world know what was going on with her mouth during the newest season of her show. Apparently she wanted to get the jump on some Internet trolls, knowing her swollen slug-lips would be a topic of discussion.

Khloé posted the following to her Instagram story:

If you’re sitting there thinking: “Damn Khloé really puffed those lips to the max this year! Did she re-use Kylie Jenner‘s old fillers?” You can just THINK AGAIN because this is a natural reaction which is all that baby True‘s fault. Also a natural reaction to True was her daddy Tristan Thompson going out and trying to find a new side-piece to pass his peen to.

Khloé has really gotten into this motherhood thing, and by “gotten into” I mean is really invested in tweeting about it. She posted some more pro-mommy messages to her Twitter account:

Also happening on Twitter with the Kardashians, was a continuation of their very real and not scripted fight which was aired on the season premiere of KUWTK. We all saw the previews of the drama, where Kim was saying Kourtney was boring to look at and was lazy for not wanting to sit and get her picture taken for a few hours (such hard workers). Since it was premiere day, Kris had Kourtney and Kim kontinue to slap at each other on Twitter during the airing of the episode and afterwards. Kourtney started by tweeting words written for her by the KUWTK writing team:

No it’s not Kourtney, so maybe watch the news instead; you aren’t shackled to your chair watching E! …Unlike those interns Ryan Seacrest has locked up in his cellar keeping the ratings up. Also maybe stop using the hashtag of your show if it’s so emotionally draining. “I can’t watch this family drama, it’s so hurtful! #KeepWatching #E! #RyanSeacrest #KUWTK #ImHurt #Crying #SadRichGirl” Things escalated (Kris told Kim to start replying back) when Kourtney said her priority was “being a mother” to which Kim replied with words also written for her by the KUWTK writing team:

Oh yeah Kim we know those babies are your top priority. You would never, like, forget one in a hotel or something. Oh but don’t worry, Kris is no idiot, she’s not going to make her daughters fight on social media without also having a plan to make them both come out looking not petty and trash. So Kourtney added this reply to Kim:

Don’t you feel spread thin when all you do is go on vacation with your hot boyfriend and take pictures that you sell for millions of dollars? I feel spread so thin whenever that happens to me. Relatable. And then, of course, the Kardashian koven assured their fans that they were all still besties with permanent pregnancy lips because you can’t sell family drama without also selling family reconciliation:

And with that, Pimp Mama Kris sipped from her martini, sank her body deeper into the blood of innocents in which she has to soak her demonic form in order to maintain her lifespan, and she let out a proud cackle into the Los Angeles night. “Another great season premiere, master,” said the glowing skeleton which only Kris can see. “Yes, it was,” she replied, taking another long sip from her martini. “Now to save Life of Kylie!”

Pic: Instagram.

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