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August 6, 2018 / Posted by:

The Couch King Of The 4 Train!

One week ago, a NYC man crowned himself both the Couch King of the 4 Train and the Subway God of Not Giving One Fuck when he turned a train car into his own living room by pushing a sofa onto it. There’s many hardcore members of the NYC subway’s No Fucks To Give Brigade (like that rude bitch who puts their bag on the only open seat, or that disgusting bitch who eats an egg salad sandwich next to you, or the lazy biker bitch blocking the doors), but this dude beat them all when he pushed an entire leather couch onto the train and sat down on it like he owned the entire MTA. My cousin who strapped an IKEA loveseat to the top of his 2-door Honda to move it to his new apartment salutes this legend!

With help from his sidekick, our hero managed to get the leather couch down the stairs and into the train. One Redditor said that they saw him wheeling the couch down the street, and his skills are even more magical than we thought.

YO! I walked by this dude on the sidewalk earlier this evening just after 6. It was somewhere around the 23rd st path station (at 6th ave), but I walked a ways from my office and I forget exactly where I passed him.

So, basically, that thing resting on the couch beside him is either a folded-up wheelchair or walker, I couldn’t tell, but he had the couch fucking BALANCED on it on the back bottom edge, and was wheeling it down the sidewalk swearing loudly and jumping from one end to the other as it kept starting to tip off the tiny wheelchair thing.

America’s Got Talent can be thrown into the shit can now, because the most talented American has been found and he’s the magician who balanced a couch on a wheelchair and got it into the subway.

You know that U-Haul rental prices are too damn high when people gotta do shit like this:

Once our hero and his sidekick got the couch onto the train, he took a seat on his leathery throne and did so without giving one damn about the fact that he was blocking the doors. Behold, the new ruler of the 4 train!

I love my city but this is crazy 🤦🏽‍♀️🛋😭

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And the only commentary you need about this incredible journey was given by a woman who watched as our hero and his sidekick got to their destination and carried the couch down the stairs.

JUST IN: He made it #subwaycreatures (@richiebling2001)

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What an incredible journey! Moses ain’t got shit on them. And the Couch King of the 4 Train should really run for public office. Because unlike most of the politicians out there, he has shown us all that he is here to get shit done.

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