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August 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Hubba Bubba Soda!

Nowadays if you want to guzzle down some deliciously weird bubble gum soda, you have to slightly chew up a bunch of Bubble Yum gum and spit bubble gum-flavored saliva in a cup of soda water and stir. (Or if you want to be lazy about it, you can mix bubble gum syrup with soda water or buy Jones bubble gum soda.) But for a quick millisecond in the 1980s, you could skip into selected supermarkets and pick up some bubble gum-flavored carbonated diabetes in a can.

Wrigley, who owns Hubba Bubba, weren’t the ones responsible for Violet Geauregarde’s sparkling dream nectar. Business Insider says that Steve Roeder came up with the idea, and Novelty Beverage made it happen. They got the rights to use the Hubba Bubba name and flavor from Wrigley. Hubba Bubba soda first hit shelves in Chicago supermarkets in 1987. So many mouths got the slobbers for it, which made it a hit, so it was sold for a “limited time” in cities across the U.S. and the world. That limited time was up sometime in the early-90s when Hubba Bubba was buried in the failed soda graveyard.

But before Hubba Bubba soda died, Novelty also put out a diet version of it, which definitely was a good business decision and a decision that made sense. I’m sure that in a warehouse somewhere are thousands of cylinders of dust and moth balls and underneath those cylinders of dust and moth balls are cans of Diet Hubba Bubba soda that not one trick bought. Who wants that crap? Diet bubblegum soda is like a 3-inch soft skinny dildo. Nobody wants that.

But what I do want is some regular Hubba Bubba soda because I never got to fill my insides with that sugary chemical goodness. And if only cans of Diet Hubba Bubba soda exist today, I’ll settle for that. I’ll just pour an entire pound of sugar in one can and it’ll be just like the regular one.

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