Hot Slut Of The Day!
The dance machine who embarrassed a teen at a Padres game!
For me, the worst thing about being at a Padres game in 2018 (besides the weird people around me causing me to pass out into my hot dog by talking about boring sports stuff) is exposing my ears to Flo Rida’s 2007 Apple Bottoms-jeans wearing ear worm Low. But to a teenager, the worst thing about being at a Padres game was suffering from a case of stage 10 mortification as the grown lady next to him swished and swayed her shit to 2008’s biggest song (and 2018’s biggest song in the hearts of mom’s everywhere).
During the Padres games at Petco Park in San Diego on Monday night, the Jumbotron cam caught a teen’s cool mom (or hot aunt, or dad’s girlfriend, or teacher gone wild) showing up and showing out when HER SONG came on. The whole stadium was lookin’ at her, she hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low low low. And by “shawty” I mean the teen kid who was sitting lower and lower and probably wishing that his seat would swallow him whole and save him from the blanket of embarrassment that was covering him as his mom (let’s just say she’s his mom) and his dad (let’s just say the dude’s his dad) did The Humiliation Mambo:
The New #DancingMom to go viral RIGHT HERE!!! @Padres @SportsCenter ?????? pic.twitter.com/b8KAYsZQbR
— Rudy Rendon (@RendonRudy) July 31, 2018
The teenager refused to give into the sweet moves show his parents threw down, even after other kids got into the fun:
The Embarrassment ?? #PadresDancingMom @SportsCenter @ChrisABC30 @Padres pic.twitter.com/KIcrLBygae
— Rudy Rendon (@RendonRudy) July 31, 2018
See, this is what Mamma Mia 2 is doing to this country. It’s causing Barefoot Rosé to be the #1 beverage bought in the US (this is a fact, don’t argue with me about it) and is making moms dance out in public. I love it, but that teenager doesn’t love it, and I’m sure he’s looking for a plastic surgeon who will give him a full face makeover pro bono so he won’t have to listen to all the kids tell him how hot his mom is on the first day of class. Deal with it, kid, because you’re mom’s a STAH!
Pic: @RendonRudy