“Anytime somebody throw their mother under the bus when their mother protected and fed ’em, and did all this shit even when they fucking grown; stop drop and roll at a drop of a dime, ready to motherfuckin’ go to war. Oh yeah, you didn’t know? Oh let me break it down.”
And break it down she did. That’s Tokyo Toni‘s introduction to her deep-dive drag of her own daughter, Blac Chyna, which was posted to Instagram the other day. Oh, you thought your parents were bad? Buckle up for this parental fuckery.
Tokyo Toni drags her daughter’s fake name through the mud like it’s her full-time job (which I think it is), but the other day she took it to a whole new level and is now dragging Chyna’s fake name through the deepest pits of Hell. Toni took to Instagram to share some rather loving remarks about her only child. Sort of like the way a proud parent at graduation lists the positive things their child accomplished in their life but the opposite sentiment. The whole thing wavers rapidly between hilarious mess and sad disaster, and looks like the intro video to either a dark episode of Maury or a standard episode of Dr. Phil.
Of all the messiness that came out of Toni’s mouth, the messiest was her calling her daughter a “statutory rape baby”… How sweet. Well that’s one thing to have in common with your mother. Although in her case Chyna is the perpetrator and not the victim… Toni should really stay by her phone because I’m sure Papyrus is going to call her up to do a line of statutory rape baby greeting cards for them. Here’s the full quote:
“AKA Blac Chyna… the name I gave you was Angela Renee. The disrespect that you have been giving me for the past quite a few years, I’ve tolerated it because I’m your mama, you’re the only child. But you better keep in mind I’m a bad bitch. You know exactly who you fuckin’ with. That’s why every chance you motherfuckin’ get, bitch, you breathe my whole fuckin’ name.”
Toni even did comedic air quotes around “AKA Blac Chyna” as though she herself isn’t a 46-year-old woman who publicly refers to herself as Tokyo Toni. But wait. The Tokyo-Chyna war quickly shifts tone:
“See you wouldn’t be where the fuck you are if it wasn’t for me. Oh fuck birthing you bitch. That was a mistake, just happened to come into play. You was a statutory rape baby.”
Toni must really want Blac Chyna to send her some checks for rent after that Wendy Williams payout never showed up, because after spilling gross tea about her own child, it becomes clear why she’s so mad when she brings up Blac Chyna’s lavish lifestyle:
“But yet you got this man and his whole fucking crew at your house on yachts and shit last year. But you ain’t ever get your uncles that was raised with you. My little brothers that’s three years older and six years older than you… You don’t call nobody in our family because you lied on me. The truth will be told sweetheart.”
Your uncles are only three and six years older than you? This is why I say behind every terrible trash celebrity living their worst life is a much worse parent who made them that way. But because Chyna herself knows how to pull a stunt to keep her name out there, I have a feeling that she may have had a hand in this latest battle in her not-staged-for-views beef with her mom and may have said, “Hmmm… ‘mistake baby’ just doesn’t have that ring that’ll get us headlines. I know! Go with statutory rape baby!”
Check out Toni’s rant for yourself below.