Night Crumbs
MoviePass is raising its subscription and members will have to wait a bit to see bigger movies in the theaters. So really it’s only a matter of time before you can only use your MoviePass at the dollar theater to see a 10am showing of Book Club where you’ll sit behind a hobo jacking off. Actually, the fapping hobo sold me. Sign me up! – Pajiba
Priyanka Chopra has signed on to do some movie with Chris Pratt called Cowboy Ninja Viking. I have no idea what that movie is about and I’m too lazy to check, but I’m guessing that Scarlett Johansson will soon sign on to play Ninja – Lainey Gossip
Why didn’t anyone tell me that on Southern Charm is a goddess who looks like a middle-aged Mischa Barton in Jacqueline Susann drag? – Reality Tea
This just proves that Lucite heels can immediately turn any messy look into one of pure eleganza – Drunken Stepfather
The Guardians of the Galaxy bound together to temporarily become the Guardians of James Gunn’s Job – Celebitchy
Oh, it’s just Katy Perry casually tickling the ivories while wearing a rejected outfit from the Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead fashion show – Popoholic
Boy George and Culture Club released a new song and I can already see a million white people dancing their nipples off to it on a cruise to Jamaica – Towleroad
Emily RideAJetski temporarily became Emily RideAHarley – Hollywood Tuna
If you want to say goodbye to all your brain cells, here you go – SOW
To think, if Topher Grace married Ivanka Trump, she would’ve never married Jared Kushner and Trump might not have become president. Topher Grace’s dick could’ve saved us all! – Just Jared
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